Well at least its comforting knowing that wearing double masks is what it takes to isolate yourself from a virus that escaped a Level 4 Biohazard Containment facility. The added bonus is that when I smell cooking food while wearing these self-suffocators, I have to know that the huge particles that allow you to smell definitely mean miniscule viruses are NOT getting through that garage door sized opening. No way. Totally safe. Oh yeah, and perpetually inject and reinject yourself like a heroin junkie for the rest of your life because god knows THATS a health conscious way to live. Maybe we could torture a handful of Beagles to death in an agonizing way to prove....something. Remember when it was a conspiracy THEORY that this originated in China? Remember when these ghouls were considering charging people with a crime for saying that? Remember when HIPAA would protect you? Remember how AIDS was a privacy issue and how we needed to RESPECT these people who had AIDS and were dying of AIDS and how we should NEVER DISCRIMINATE against AIDS sufferers? Remember when people cared about Hypocrisy?
Maybe Red Bull will cure Covid-19.
Maybe the best selling game "Fortnite" will have a covid 19 level?
Maybe Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War will have a Level 4 BIOHAZARD FACILITY mission.
Maybe Madden 22 will spread faster than COVID19.
Maybe Ghosts of Tsushima will be ghosts of Wuhan.
Maybe Resident Evil: Village will be renamed Resident Evil: Wuhan.
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